This is a review from another site, you might have heard of it: Aint It cool News.
Well, here’s an except to the review :
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets†guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
This is pretty much a non-sequiter review of the movie, and its funny as hell. Its also almost completely accurate. It lists the reasons why other critics hated the movie, but also points out pretty much why they’re wrong. If you like Maddox (The Best Page In The Universe), then you’ll enjoy this.
Oh well, I’m deliriously fudged up on Sudafed. I’ll talk more later.